diff --git a/src/helpers/Splashes.hpp b/src/helpers/Splashes.hpp
index 2c74abb18..3ae59956e 100644
--- a/src/helpers/Splashes.hpp
+++ b/src/helpers/Splashes.hpp
@@ -35,6 +35,30 @@ namespace NSplashes {
         "Thanks raf!",
         "You can't use --splash to change this message :)",
         "Hyprland will overtake Gnome in popularity by [insert year]",
+        "Designed in California - Assembled in China",
+        "\"something <time here> and still no new splash\" - snowman",
+        "My name is Land. Hypr Land. One red bull, shaken not stirred.",
+        "\"Glory To The Emperor\" - raf",
+        "Help I forgot to install kitty",
+        "Go to settings to activate Hyprland",
+        "Why is there code??? Make a damn .exe file and give it to me.",
+        "Hyprland is not a window manager!",
+        "Can we get a version without anime girls?",
+        "Check out quickshell!",
+        "A day without Hyprland is a day wasted",
+        "By dt, do you mean damage tracking or distrotube?",
+        "Made in Poland",
+        "\"I use Arch, btw\" - John Cena",
+        "\"Hyper\".replace(\"e\", \"\")",
+        "\"my win11 install runs hyprland that is true\" - raf",
+        "\"stop playing league loser\" - hyprBot",
+        "\"If it ain't broke, don't fix it\" - Lucascito_03",
+        "\"@vaxry how do i learn c++\" - flicko",
+        "Join the discord server!",
+        "Thanks ThatOneCalculator!",
+        "The AUR packages always work, except for the times they don't.",
+        "Funny animation compositor woo",
+        "2 years!",
         // music reference / quote section
         "J'remue le ciel, le jour, la nuit.",
         "aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi!",
@@ -66,19 +90,16 @@ namespace NSplashes {
         "Súbeme la radio que esta es mi canción",
         "I'm beggin', beggin' you",
         "Never gonna let you down (I am trying!)",
-        "\"I use Arch, btw\" - John Cena",
-        "\"Hyper\".replace(\"e\", \"\")",
-        "\"my win11 install runs hyprland that is true\" - raf",
-        "\"stop playing league loser\" - hyprBot",
-        "\"If it ain't broke, don't fix it\" - Lucascito_03",
-        "\"@vaxry how do i learn c++\" - flicko",
-        //
-        "Join the discord server!",
-        "Thanks ThatOneCalculator!",
-        "The AUR packages always work, except for the times they don't.",
-        "Funny animation compositor woo",
-        //
-        "2 years!"
+        "Hier kommt die Sonne",
+        "Kickstart my heart, give it a start",
+        "Fear of the dark, I have a constant fear that something's always near",
+        "Komm mit, reih dich ein.",
+        "I wish I had an angel for one moment of love",
+        "We're the children of the dark",
+        "You float like a feather, in a beautiful world",
+        "Demons come at night and they bring the end",
+        "All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us",
+        "Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?",
         // clang-format on
     };
 
@@ -88,6 +109,8 @@ namespace NSplashes {
         "Merry Xmas!",
         "Ho ho ho",
         "Santa was here",
+        "Make sure to spend some jolly time with those near and dear to you!",
+        "Have you checked for christmas presents yet?",
         // clang-format on
     };